Grundleitis

A genetic condition where an individual is born without a grundle, thus their anus and scrotum/vagina touch each other.

Person 1. "I heard Tyler has grundleitis."

Person 2. "What???"

Person 1. "He was born without a grundle."

by WowDad August 5, 2011

grundling

Nosing around the grundle area -- usually performed by a dog trying to get your attention (aka crotch-sniffing) or another person REALLY trying to get your attention.

"Dude, get your dog off of me!"
"Oh, sorry man. Spike! No grundling the guests!"

by YodaDoe December 27, 2004

Groundlord

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.

Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.

by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018

Groundation

A verb; form of "to be grounded" as in "being on restriction".

Most often used in reference to teenagers' restrictions by mean Or caring parents.

"After being grounded for not coming home on time and after her mom found a receipt for $100.00 worth of beer in her car; Lindsey asked "Just how long is my groundation?".

by sdqt July 8, 2009

grundelitis

a debilitating and humiliating chronic illness which inflames the area known as the grundle...characterized by inflammation and pus-like discharge which is known to smell of a turd covered in burnt hair

when i sit, i sit in a tractor inner-tube due to my grundelitis...

by miles long May 30, 2005

grundit

1 a goblin like creature they travel in packs attempting to be a street gangs but whom consist of 8 to 14 year old who are basically little chavs. comes from Durham around the bishop Auckland area.
2 a devonshire phrase stating one pleasure at a sentence

basically a replacement for good or bonus or if you were born in the 1980s cool

1"look at those little grundits trying to ask that guy to get boozer"
2"hey we just got more scrumpy from the shop" "grundit"

by gentleman ward May 16, 2011

Groundstop

A game played on a playground in which one person is "it," and he/she navigates said playground with his/her eyes CLOSED. Other players have to avoid being tagged, and if they are tagged they become "it." Also, players that are not it CAN step on the ground, but if the person who is it calls "groundstop!" and someone is on the ground, that person is it.

2 ways to get "it:"
-be tagged
-get "groundstop" called on you while on the ground

Let's play some fucking groundstop<3333

by nickgletsgooo August 14, 2011