Bulgarian pop star from the early 2000s, distinguished by his hirsute and morbidly obese appearance, form-fitting violet suits, and abusive relationship with his 34-year old Azeri stepfather Anar Mamedyarov. Rose to prominence with hits "Only My Heart," "Two Make One," and "Perestroika" before suffering a career-destroying humiliation at Eurovision 2003, where he proposed marriage to Icelandic transvestite Hrjvac Siggurdsen under the presumption that the latter belonged to the fairer sex.
Bulgarian Pop News Channel One: Kronya Bulgakova! Kronya Bulgakova! Is it true you have resumed your relationship with National People's Artist Grobis Tarkovich?
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
Kronya: What are you talking about? Our marriage was annulled on grounds of irreconcilable difference. I wouldn't sleep with that sad sack if he paid me four new rubles. Now I am a second mistress of the potent and odious Anar.
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