gottids

When using a Nokia cell phone in intuitive text entry mode (for sending an sms), this word comes up automatically when you try to type in 'hotties'. Becomes a convenient code word to use to guard against prying eyes and inquisitive companions.

(text messages)

guy #1: whassup?

guy #2: down at the mall with the gf. lot of gottids down here with tig bids.

by Bob's yer Uncle December 24, 2008

Grottery

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Panda in the Grotto

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.

Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!

by B-West February 4, 2008

grotty

gross or disgusting

that meal was grotty!

by astragulas June 12, 2015

Grotten

Dirty, miserable, filthy, disgusting and generally wrong. Combination of grotty and rotten - when one word is not enough to describe the skankiness.

"Oh man, I woke up sweating in a tent after a 24 hour drinking binge. I feel grotten"

by Lizzimon August 12, 2009

Gotting

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.

Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.

by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020

Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating

David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."

by Grothstalker September 29, 2012