Groommate

(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.

"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"

by DarkApp January 17, 2010

noah grossman

A young 20 year old man that is in the group "smosh"

A: yo, Noah Grossman is so hot

B: I know he's sooooo hot

by Human fjdjdjdjjdtnrjreew January 9, 2018

Rex Grossman Disease

When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.

Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?

Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease

by ooberman February 18, 2009

Grossman Short Path Distillation

An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.

Should I use a simple distillation?

No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!

by RPI CHEM Major April 7, 2010

grossman

When a quarterback has a bad game

In last nights game, Drew Brees really pulled a grossman out there.

by ibanez926 September 17, 2007

Rex Grossman

AKA Rex Gaysex. Rex Grossman is a horrible quarterback who makes throwing decisions based on what defensive player he thinks is the cutest. When he fumbles, it happens because he is too busy trying to finger olin kruetz asshole and forgets to take the football. Rex Grossman sucks, he takes nothing seriously... except gaysex.

"Rex Grossman is so bad, I can't believe he just made that throw!! My dead grandmother couldve punted the ball more accurately, what a gaysex dickloving queer!!"

by Kyle Orton December 9, 2008

grootslang

Someone u just don't trust. You don't really know what they'll do next.

"nah we ain't good friends, he's kind of a grootslang."

by Seeeeem February 4, 2020