Grog

A nickname for a person who is dirty.

Grog never takes a shower

by el frisky October 9, 2021

Grog

1. Grog: to call someone on the phone while you're taking a shit. Usually includes the other person discovering you were taking a shit when they hear the toilet flush. (e.g. to grog someone)

2. Grog: to take a shit, to poop. (e.g. taking a grog)

1. "I just called John the other day while I was on the toilet and I grog'd him."

2. "Tim Grogins just grog'd himself!"

by Solid Snave March 19, 2011

Grog

A diluted mixture of rum that originally included sugar and citrus juice. Slang associated with it is "Tanky", the server of it. Served in a "can" no matter what the vessel was. It was discussed in its water to rum ratio by compass points and in numbers, north being pure rum and east being water. The authentic recipe is so short and excellent, I'll give it to you:
Grog 1:4/four-water
half cup rum
pint water
1/8 cup sugar
" " lime or lemon

"Five-water grog? Give me some more northing!" (north = more alcohol)
"Oi! Tanky, me grog can!"

by Sir Joseph Porter October 9, 2006

grog

A drinking game where players attempt to shoot multiple quarters into an ice cube tray and drink from a community cup called "the grog."

Wow, I'm still not in the six club. That was a rough night of grog.

by Isaac M. September 24, 2007

grog

Alcohol.

Keen to get sum grog?

by Diego September 20, 2003

grog

a Grog is a person within a large group of friends that is not bullied, but is generally the focus of the pain/happy slapping(which is as bad the holocaust according to a certain teacher)/swearing/etc within the group.

Personally, i am the 'Grog' of my group of friends

by Euan Forrest April 14, 2006

grog

Grog is a magical potion that is commonly served in bars and pubs that bestows upon the drinker awesome powers.

Possible awesome powers include;

Becoming the most knowledgable and funny man alive.
Vomiting.
Superhuman strength.
Inability to feel pain.
Inability to stand up.
Desire to mate with the nearest member of the opposite species, regardless of their level of attractiveness, availability, or how dead they are.

I love grog.

"Come on, you grog swilling grogger, let's get down to the grogging grog shop before we run out of grog"

"I love grog"

by Martyn 'Grogsbury' Chuzzlegrog December 5, 2003