Grog is a magical potion that is commonly served in bars and pubs that bestows upon the drinker awesome powers.
Possible awesome powers include;
Becoming the most knowledgable and funny man alive.
Vomiting.
Superhuman strength.
Inability to feel pain.
Inability to stand up.
Desire to mate with the nearest member of the opposite species, regardless of their level of attractiveness, availability, or how dead they are.
I love grog.
Possible awesome powers include;
Becoming the most knowledgable and funny man alive.
Vomiting.
Superhuman strength.
Inability to feel pain.
Inability to stand up.
Desire to mate with the nearest member of the opposite species, regardless of their level of attractiveness, availability, or how dead they are.
I love grog.
"Come on, you grog swilling grogger, let's get down to the grogging grog shop before we run out of grog"
"I love grog"
"I love grog"
by Martyn 'Grogsbury' Chuzzlegrog December 05, 2003
Yarr, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate! I drink my grog and plunder the mysterious isles of Lucre, Jumbalaya, and Monkey.
by Puchie D November 12, 2002
Current usage of grog is a group blog, or a blog made up of several people who blog about a common subject or lifestyle.
Some current writer's grogs include: The Debutante Ball, Killer Year, Murderati, and Good Girls Kill For Money.
by Kristy Kiernan March 07, 2007
Grog is a stupid man who thinks his girlfriend is stupid, but really she is smarter than he ever will be.
by Wilbert October 12, 2004
Contained in the Bowl of Social Graces, it is a concoction so secretive that no one person can know all of its ingredients.
by amey August 21, 2004
"You can tell Fred is a grog because all he talks about is tank armor penetration charts and playing ASL"
by Smapdee May 06, 2003
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