groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)
Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.
by TreeWeezel April 02, 2011
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Groated

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.
I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.
by TwistedPrincess January 31, 2011
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groats

Another way of saying "Gross". To be nasty and or disturbing in several ways. (derived from groaty)
"Dag gon, That lady wears the same spandex leggings and jean skirt EVERYDAY of the year..that's groats!"

by Jeff $$ June 06, 2006
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Groat

Your throat and your groin.
"Im gonna punch you in your groat."
by Formalninja October 03, 2018
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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.
Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.
by mrbomangles February 02, 2011
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groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat
when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means
by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 26, 2010
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