The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.
Fact: Nudists are never attractive
Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.
To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.
Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.
Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
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verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness
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Describes any sort of vibe, typically those that pass the vibe check of course. If the sunglass emoji were a word. Used as a verb, but can become an adjective when said as "gromchevilous" or an adverb when said as "gromchevily"
Describes any sort of vibe, typically those that pass the vibe check of course. If the sunglass emoji were a word. Used as a verb, but can become an adjective when said as "gromchevilous" or an adverb when said as "gromchevily"
"yo I am so full right now, I just had a light snack of red onions"
"oooh yummy you must feel so gromchevily rn"
"Hey, how would u say the vibe feels right now?"
"hmm, lets see, its very chill and I def fux with it , idk the right word to describe it as though"
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"oooh yummy you must feel so gromchevily rn"
"Hey, how would u say the vibe feels right now?"
"hmm, lets see, its very chill and I def fux with it , idk the right word to describe it as though"
"...gromchevy"
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