Grompf

An onomatopoeia generally expressed by cartoon characters normally after they get hurt or by grumpy people.

After stepping on a nail, the old grumpy man from the library let the word "grompf" escape from his wrinkled tiny mouth.

by Elizaazile December 15, 2008

Grmph

Interjection. Used primarily in text messages to denote displeasure, disgust, or disapproval.

I just saw my ex bf kissing some skank—grmph!

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

grompf

an expression with near-endless possible uses

Person 1: "When you grompf"
Person 2: "grompf"

OR

Person 1: "grompf"
Person 2: "gropmf"

by grompfmaster69 June 1, 2019

gumpf

1. Spurious data held in a database through error, incompetence, poor design, poor maintenance, age, misplaced user priorities, but usually due to a subtle confluence of all of these factors.

2. Data that will never, ever be used and is recorded merely because it can be, or must be due to regulation.

3. The lowest qualitative measure in the epistemological hierarchy of wisdom, knowledge, information, data, gumpf.

Wikipeadia contains a lot of gumpf.

I used to read my horoscope in the paper but now I realise they're just gumpf.

Many government computer systems are regulated to store only gumpf.

by Whimsey January 14, 2008

gampfem

A subset of faux-feminism that will vouch for GAMs (gynandromorphs) in their feminism. These people are typically known as GAMPs (gynandromorphophiles), and are sexually attracted to feminized men. A gampfem believes males who larp as women belong in their feminism.

That zoomer will defend dick at the detriment of her own oppressed class. She is such a gampfem.

by realradwomyn June 3, 2021

gumpf

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.

When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better.

Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.

by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

gimpfuck

When you walk down the street and a disabled male hobo fucks another male to the point you become a gimp yourself.

Whoa man, I was walkin down da street when dis hobo gimpfucked me and now i am in dis wheelchair. so don't ditch yo niggaz!

by Andrew Chang dawg July 30, 2006