Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face
by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017
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Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.
Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.
Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.
by BrettS2 October 13, 2008
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1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.
1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.
I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV
by Stinktit December 10, 2010
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The way Mike kept staring at and brushing up against Mindy at her mom's funeral was a wee bit gitterish.
by Rydendirty June 21, 2011
Get the Gitterish mug.1When you or someone you know adds alot of hype usually verbal to something that is pretty standard, uninteresting, or unexciting...
2An action that adds a thick and obvious layer of ass kiss to a situation
2An action that adds a thick and obvious layer of ass kiss to a situation
Examples
1"Could you check my resume for glitterblow? I want it to look impressive but not obvious..."
2To ensure his place at the top of the class, Brad proceeded to glitterblow his professor with compliments about his intellegence....
1"Could you check my resume for glitterblow? I want it to look impressive but not obvious..."
2To ensure his place at the top of the class, Brad proceeded to glitterblow his professor with compliments about his intellegence....
by E-rin December 9, 2008
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Ill take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick my lollipop. Fucking golden glitter im gonna kill you
by straightforharrystyles November 10, 2021
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by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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