Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

Griselda

A pretty, out going and smart girl who is a good girlfriend and has a great personality. Mostly a nice girl, but if you get on her bad side, she is the bitch you dont want to mess with! She is hot and fun to hang with. You'll never be bored!!

Dayamm,, have you met girl Griselda?

by barton:) November 24, 2009

Tom Griswold

co-host of the bob and tom radio show, a paranoid germaphobe but very funny

Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.

by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008

Grisly Bare

A common occurence in horror movies. It refers to someone that is naked and being killed in a horrific fashion.

Bruce: Have you seen the latest Friday the 13th?

Ash: Yeah, man. That movie is full of grisly bares.

by Compro61 October 1, 2011

Griselda Blanco

Griselda Blanco (b. February 15, 1943), also known as la Madrina, the Godmother, the Black Widow and the Cocaine Queen of Miami, was a drug lord and pioneer in the Miami-based cocaine drug trade and underworld. Blanco was known for her absolute ruthlessness and sociopathic behavior...She got Pablo Escobar into selling cocaine.

Griselda Blanco has said she is the baddest bitch to take a breath of life.

by Dylan Reed February 19, 2009

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008