Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.

Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010

spud grinder

a spud grinder is another word for mouth used by british

collin: so i heard you split up with jenny moz: it was just a misunderstanding collin: oh she said you had both moved on... moz: shut your spud grinder!!!

by rellik4life September 26, 2010

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

stone grinder

Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.

Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.

In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.

I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.

The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

sushi grinder

the opposite of a sausage fest: a party of only ladies, or a party that has an excessive number of ladies.

jane doe: i was at a party last weekend and the ratio was like 10:1, women to dudes.

john doe: total sushi grinder! next time, call me.

by the notorious kt May 23, 2013

sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

by jiminton December 28, 2005

stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.

My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

by desert ace, stroker ace June 7, 2011