Griffing

To jerk someone off without their prior consent

Old mate : Last night i woke up to a mate GRIFFING me off, Cheeky bugger!

by Griffoneering June 10, 2011

Griffing

An intentional misspelling of griefing, often used by noobs.

XXChocolateLover66: Hey bro, wanna go griffing on this server?

DragonEggs3486: Nah bro, besides, it's GRIEFING not GRIFFING

by deathgleaner March 01, 2012

Grif

verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.

Synonyms: Grift

*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.

"Be right back guys, gotta go pull a grif."

by Candi Apple June 30, 2009

Grif

Someone who is not comfortable defining themselves as either male or female; an androgynous person; Usaully queer though not always.

Is that a boy or a girl?
Neither, it's a grif.

by N/A January 27, 2005

Grif-Grif

A word given to an individual with cabbage patch kid-like qualities. Grif-Grifs are often characterized by rosy cheeks and a high pitched shrill voice. Such individuals are usually female, and have demonstrated an innate attraction towards inquisitive robot-loving young men. Grif-Grifs are prone to agression when one questions their intelligence. One should should exercise extreme caution when doing so, unless they are simply trying to piss the grif-grif off.

The Grif-Grif said to the young male, "Hey Adlai, you wanna do it?"

by shadomquia April 05, 2008

Grif moment

When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.

Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment

by Bro_om February 17, 2020

grif-griefer

Someone who spends their time in a multiplayer video game intentionally ruining enjoyment for players that are too bad/incompetent/retarded to properly defend themselves.

Did you see that grif-griefer over there? I bet he lives in his mom’s basement.

by Fuzzy_OwO November 30, 2021