ok so griffin is lowkey like hell. i can not stand it. all the girls literally wear shorts up their ass and the boys are always high asf. olweus is stupid and should be taken off the schedule. algebra is overrated and mrs park is my mom. but like everyone is so annoying and literally decreases my will to live. some people are actually like the worst and make me want to abort myself.
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This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.
This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.
Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!
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Get the Griffed mug.1) a mystical creature with the legs & horn of a unicorn and the ability to breath fire out his nose. is both a ninja and a pirate, and is known to plumage the seas without being seen.
2) a spectacular boy who lives on a stupid island and is disturbingly good at making people smile for no apparent reason
2) a spectacular boy who lives on a stupid island and is disturbingly good at making people smile for no apparent reason
by DevKar January 27, 2008
Get the trenholme griffin mug.A pair of people that are meant for each other, but refuse to acknowledge it. Everyone around them can usually tell, but not them.
Person 1: Look at them, they are totally meant for each other
Person 2: Yeah, but they're Grifan.
Person 1: Aww, that's sad.
Person 2: Yeah, but they're Grifan.
Person 1: Aww, that's sad.
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