grettlegurg

Noun

A grettlegurg is the kind of person to shit in a urinal and not even flush. A grettlegurg is an insult of deepest angst and anger.

“That grettlegurg got semen on my couch.”

by Mykenzieisgay July 13, 2022

Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009

gretter

Canadian way of asking for a coffee with 9 creams and 9 sugars. Named after the famous and glorious hockey player Wayne Gretzky #99

Hey bud, wanna rip down to timmies and grab a gretter?!

by Jesse James Rooney December 11, 2018

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.

by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

grette

the best word in the world for cigarette, will be common worldwide slang by 08. rolls off the tongue way easier than cigarette.

damn i am fienin for a grette.

by Zee the Messiah January 17, 2007

Grittle

A word that has no real meaning. It definitely does not mean whatever nonsense the other definition is talking about.

Eg: Guy#1- Yo dude! That drum n bass track by Loadstar has such grittly bass!
Guy#2 -Wth does grittly mean?!
Guy#1 - I have no idea dude but it's sure fun to say it and makes me sound cool
Guy#2 - Yeah that is a fun word! grittly...grittle...Yeah its fun to pronounce it!

by Hartknet October 13, 2015

Grettel

She’s the type of person who you can make an inside joke with and will always laugh at it. She might seem super serious but in reality she’s a softie. Will always, ALWAYS cry at the cheesy part of the movie. Cares a lot about how people feel about her but doesn’t want anyone to know. Fears rejection but will always be there when you need her. Has the RUDEST resting face KNOW TO MAN. But the kindest eyes. Find yourself and grettel you might regret it but hey…it’s grettel.

Person: Why is Grettel mad?

Person: Nah that’s just her resting face.
Person: ohhh

by Artzooka101 November 22, 2021