Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

by tenesmus November 27, 2017

grethel

Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.

Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.

by womanlover43 December 29, 2013

Gretel

Smart,intelligent,goofy,funny,athletic,most likely rich,humble,out going ,travels a lot ,popular,has may friends,people want to be around her or be her,stunning,beautiful,great eyebrows,probably accepts you on Instagram if she wants,probably has thousand of request and only accepts 400,quite and loud,good cleaner,good sports player,

You're such a Gretel

by Shimmerglows139 December 27, 2016

Grettle tooth

A girl with a bad tooth to gum ratio....either to much gum or to much teeth

also could be used as a broad term for an ugly chick

"Dude, check out that grettle tooth"...

"Ahhh this bar is full of grettle tooth's lets get out of here"...

by gweedomang December 2, 2011

gretel

Strong, hot lil girly!

i love ya!

I love my gretel!

by Loverboy April 7, 2004

Ghettel

1) A hotel seemingly in the ghetto.
2) A hotel that is far away from the sites and attractions of the city that you are visiting.
3) Any lower-tier chain of a major hotel brand - i.e. A Courtyard Marriott.

Matt: "Where are you staying this week during the conference? The Marriott? Hyatt?"
Jennifer: "No, I am staying in some ghettel 24 miles and 45 minutes of traffic away."

by HolsingerTX March 11, 2011

grettle

Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.

Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!

She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.

by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010