A homosexual saw a handsome straight man walking by and follows along trying to get into the "friend zone" only so that when they go on an overnight trip he can jump on that mans ass!
Guys best friend: Dude, he is so gregging on you right now.
The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.