Greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009

greetard

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

by shankus November 30, 2004

creepstar

One who is a star at being a creeper, meaning that they have excellent creeping abilities

"That creepstar is on the prowl"

by Kelsey&Carrie February 19, 2008

greepster

a greepy person

hes a greepster

by Los Padrotes February 23, 2004

greenstamps

money you throw around on booze, women, drugs, anything

how many greenstamps you goin out w/ tonight

by T.J. long island N.Y. December 19, 2004

Ultimate Greebster

An Ultimate Greebster is someone we all know...it is that friend who comes over and will go through your pantry and fridge with absolutly no cognitive thoughts regarding the fact that the food or drinks are not theirs...they rarely will ask and more often than not you let it slip by and never say anything at all...until they leave

"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"

by IIIIXIII313 November 20, 2007

GreetTard

Older, maybe retired people greeting you at the entrance at Wal-Mart and other chain stores

Did you see the greettard

by sealancer June 10, 2009