Gravititus

A chronic illness contracted by someone who thinks that the world revolves around them.

"That girl has no consideration for anyone. All she cares about is herself"
"Relax bro she can't help it. She has Gravititus."
"Oh man no wonder. Thanks for the warning."

by SickOf Women62408 April 24, 2009

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gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.

After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

by gimpomatic April 11, 2010

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Gravitits

Breasts that have been negatively affected by time and gravity

She'd be pretty if it weren't for her gravitits.

by Ziv Sherman October 4, 2008

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An ass so large and luscious, that it has it's own gravitational pull. Typically located on an African-American Female. If you come too close to one please beware, you might fall into the event horizon--much like a black hole--and not be able to prevent yourself from grabbing it. This term is a combination of the latin word 'gravitas' (weight), and the word 'ass.'

Tyrone: "DAYUM BRUH! Have you seen dat phat ass on Shaniqua lately?"

Jamal: Yeah! Seriously...she got dat gravitass!

by Mister Smoooth September 24, 2011

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Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.

Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

by Plongeur April 25, 2012

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