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Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.
Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.
by Plongeur April 25, 2012
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gravitational masturbation

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
by looneylobs August 5, 2017
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Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.
Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.
by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008
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Gravitational Tantrum

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.
My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.
by fteegardin August 2, 2010
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gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body
Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged
by Dick Steele May 27, 2006
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gravitational pull

oh hola cómo estás mi amigo? ¿tú quieres una gravitational pull durante la película? ohhhh sí mommi oh sí

ohhhh okay papí

translated: oh hello my friend, do you want a blowjob during the movie?
oh yes mom
oh okay papa
by price$$$$ April 12, 2017
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Gravitational Invite

A invite so powerfull it invites everything around it
John: You should come to my party Josh, you should come to Marry
Josh: (after John left) HA! You got caught in my invite's gravity field.
Marry: Gravitational Invite's the bomb!
by Pabulum January 8, 2008
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