Grape Smuggler

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

by Beckw/ August 01, 2008

grape smugglers

men in speedos

those guys are grape smugglers

by WEEZEL February 16, 2003

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 30, 2011

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 October 01, 2015

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 01, 2011

Grape Smuggler

A guy that has a little dick and little balls. More of a reference to a man with very small balls.

The Grape Smuggler has nothing to show off.

by Princess Andi January 26, 2024