Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.

"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"

by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.

Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.

by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009

granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.

Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.

by Mack C March 18, 2007

ariola granola

ariana grande= ariola granola

lil wayne or whomever says, “ariola my lil granola” meaning that is ari is his ariola granola

by simplynailogica November 10, 2017

granola kid

constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos

that’s a granola kid

by yolos February 23, 2021

granola mom

a mom who is zero-waste, likes hiking and the outdoors, eats organic and “natural foods”, and uses essential oils to cure everything. she owns many plants and drives an suv. a hippie.

“did you see her reusable grocery bags?”
“yeah! she must be a granola mom”

by kalchippy May 3, 2021