The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.
by Roddgers February 26, 2011
by Trashidic April 09, 2018
Meaning someone who is sleazy, whiny, and needy. Typically, grangers can be found lurking on 4chan, banging disgusting women at clubs, or hiding in their mother's arms from angry girlfriends.
by lolzabar November 17, 2010
A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature
Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger
by ridemralphio July 09, 2009
Someone who is either nerdy or a kiss up, or both. Typically to do with school. (Referring towards the personality of Hermione Granger in the first few books of Harry Potter)
Caitlin: HEY!! I have the answer pick on me! i reasearched it all last night so i would be ahead!
Giulia: Damn, look at that granger
Marié: Yeah dude shes hella granger.
Giulia: Damn, look at that granger
Marié: Yeah dude shes hella granger.
by giulia goolia July 21, 2011
by finmj May 30, 2011
by much_professional June 09, 2018