granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.
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An empty building, office, storefront, or research park in Michigan usually with a "for lease" or "for sale" sign in front.
I counted six Granholms on Main Street in Ann Arbor on the way to work today.
I saw five Granholms in a row on 96.
I saw five Granholms in a row on 96.
by Joe Iron November 24, 2007
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Ever since she moved to Portland, she has become so granola. All she wants to do is go hiking in her Chacos and she brings her hammock with her wherever she goes.
by Granola head August 1, 2013
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I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.
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"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"
by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009
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A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."
B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."
B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."
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