gramps

A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.

Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.

by Eva Wilts December 28, 2005

gramps

a man married to granny

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????

by helly September 30, 2002

Gramping

Golfing with grandpa

I went gramping today

by Shaycuterie February 28, 2021

Gramps

To bum an item or service by harassment, without intention of returning the favor.

"Hey, can I gramps a cigarette...please?"

by tacobellgrindage January 17, 2008

Gramp tramp

Women who only date men who are significantly older than they are.

Look at that young girl with that silver fox. Is that her dad or her date? She’s a real gramp tramp.

by ButtloadBetty92 May 25, 2018

gramp stamp

This is what a tramp stamp will be called in another 3 decades when all the girls with butteryfly and tribal tramp stamps are grandmothers.

Yeah, she thinks her tribal tramp stamp is cool now, but one day she'll have to explain her gramp stamp to her grandchildren.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

gramps champ

The overly slow and cautious driver, usually elderly but not necessarily, who manages to stay in front of you in traffic. They turn where you want to turn, exit where you want to exit, and go into the same parking lot you're heading for, and so they are always in the lead. You have trouble passing them because there's only one lane or else traffic volume is just too busy. So much to your frustration, you remain in second place while they undeservingly take the checkered flag!

Jack: "How come you're so late? The movie's about to start!"

Danny: "I was rushing, but I got stuck behind two or three gramps champs on the way here! It was so annoying!"

by GarthF March 7, 2006