Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

grimping

invented for use in gaming. when someone joins your server and their ping is so horrid that it slows everyone else on the server down. most common occurance is in fps games, where lag is literally a life or death variable.

why doesn't Grim get cable already and quit grimping up our server...

by zubsero June 11, 2006

Grumping

When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

"Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night."

by Og_grumper_69 August 1, 2017

Grumping

The act of making an exaggerated frown in the shape of an upside down "U." Often used when someone is being ridiculed in a joking situation.

While grumping be sure to make your frown as curvy and unpleasant as possible

by mmoneh November 18, 2011

Glamping

Going camping, but with glamour. A combination of the two words. It's like regular camping , but with nicer things than usual, being warmer, and more comfortable. Glamping isn't done by usual outdoor types who climb mountains.

'Me and Carly are going glamping this weekend'

by littlegingerbear November 22, 2011

Graping

The act of stealing and licking and/or munching another's hard candy.

"Get Graped Bitch!"
"God he would not stop Graping me yesterday!"
"Obviously there's a Grapist in Linkin Park"

by Katelyn Chrizzzzzzzzt December 25, 2011

Graping

The act of squeezing one or both of someones testicle(s) like a grape as a means of interrogation, or punishment. Popular amongst females and homosexuals.

Girlfriend: So where were you last night?
Boyfriend: Don't worry about it.
Girlfriend: *grabs balls*
Boyfriend: OMG STOP GRAPING ME!!!!

by idesignbetter July 24, 2009