gracon

a dumb bitch who eats too much ketchup

gracon ate the ketchup thats been in her drawer for weeks now shes dead :(

by mjjjjjjj June 19, 2019

granola hoe

granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.

“bro check out that chick, she’s hot”
“she gives total granola hoe vibes”

by simp for you June 20, 2020

Granola

A new-age/more civilized hippie who can usually be found journaling in an Eno in the middle of the forest, wearing Chaco's or Birkenstocks and athletic shorts (always ready to hike or go on an adventure at any moment), a backpack with a CamelBak water bottle attached by a carabiner, and with dreadlocks (all over or just one or two). The phrase "save the world" in their vocabulary is interchangeable with "travel the world and meet cool people from different cultures" (usually talking about Africa).

Ever since she moved to Portland, she has become so granola. All she wants to do is go hiking in her Chacos and she brings her hammock with her wherever she goes.

by Granola head August 1, 2013

Gajoycle

To make things awkward

Mary gajoycled by telling her terrible stories and trying to dance.

Talking about exes can gajoycle any relationship.

by ngvp January 24, 2010

granolier than thou

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it

I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.

by pitou January 19, 2008

gramophoneshane

gramophoneshane, a gay male, typically interested in Broadway show music played on early gramophone or phonograph machines.

More popularly used in Australia and New Zealand. a variation of the english slang poof shane, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a gramophoneshane is often a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

gramophoneshane has an excellent collection of 1930's Broadway musical hits.

by Anzac Research May 29, 2011

gramophone

An Edwardian equivalent of a CD player, which played flat black discs and powered by a spring that was wound by hand. Usually had a large sound trumpet on top to amplify the sound.
Word is used in a derogatory way when refering to (once) popular music that is out of date or old fashioned.

At a party, "I've brought my Abba CD's"
Host: "I'll wind up the gramophone"

by Timof3 July 29, 2008