A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
by anonymous77 June 12, 2006
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by Ben April 22, 2005
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G-man, G, Gouta, Goutam
Incredibly large penis, crazy thrusting power and insanely gifted with good looks. To date, the people of modern earth still marvel at this charismatic freak of a nature. What will he do next? No one knows, but one thing's for sure, G-man always brings the party wherever he goes and it's always going to be a good time.
Fact: Due to the big penis-y aura the G carries, being exposed to a 5 meter radius or less will cause to experience a slight growth spurt in your member area. This forces the G-man to be careful with his exposure to the wide world. So, if you catch a glimpse of the G, rejoice! & Take those extra inches. Ain't gonna get it anywhere else.
Incredibly large penis, crazy thrusting power and insanely gifted with good looks. To date, the people of modern earth still marvel at this charismatic freak of a nature. What will he do next? No one knows, but one thing's for sure, G-man always brings the party wherever he goes and it's always going to be a good time.
Fact: Due to the big penis-y aura the G carries, being exposed to a 5 meter radius or less will cause to experience a slight growth spurt in your member area. This forces the G-man to be careful with his exposure to the wide world. So, if you catch a glimpse of the G, rejoice! & Take those extra inches. Ain't gonna get it anywhere else.
Wow! How the f*ck is the G-man carrying THAT around. He must have a lower back made of steel.
I feel really inferior because of how endowed Goutaman is. Lord have mercy on my poor soul for not being as well-blessed as the G.
I feel really inferior because of how endowed Goutaman is. Lord have mercy on my poor soul for not being as well-blessed as the G.
by gothamcity113 November 23, 2021
Get the Goutaman mug.A person who either takes great pleasure in food, a person given to excess in the consumption of food and drink, a greedy eater, or a ravenous eater. Basically a nigga that loves to eat food.
Dequan- Ayo my nigga i'm a gourmand
Jeff- Tf is that nigga?
Dequan- Food is lyfe bitch. Gourmand means you love eating food.
Jeff- Nigga you sound fat as fuck.
Jeff- Tf is that nigga?
Dequan- Food is lyfe bitch. Gourmand means you love eating food.
Jeff- Nigga you sound fat as fuck.
by bootyislyfenigga. October 29, 2014
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There is also a language of the same name : the gourmandais.
There is also a language of the same name : the gourmandais.
-Hey guys, I recently move in Gourmanderie.
-Oh ! Did you learn the gourmandais ?
-This language is so fucking strange, adapted to lizards !
-Oh ! Did you learn the gourmandais ?
-This language is so fucking strange, adapted to lizards !
by TableBleue June 3, 2020
Get the Gourmanderie mug.A friend of ours who recently achieved 70 range. Also known to be a member of the fire and wind stryke team for pking. His personal quote, "What's a gort?"
Haha!
-Matey Pirate out.
Haha!
-Matey Pirate out.
by Sact3 and Alex July 16, 2004
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