An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
by The Goonid August 3, 2010
Get the Goonery mug.A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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n.
1. The combination of mental characteristics, appearance, and behavior that distinguishes a person (Usually an illustrated character) from non-Nuts Goners.
2. A series of questions or problems, or physical responses designed to determine wether someone lost their nuts.
Originally started by a user named "ethian" on the YoYo games Game Maker Community forms
and is now a wide topic among the Community.
n.
1. The combination of mental characteristics, appearance, and behavior that distinguishes a person (Usually an illustrated character) from non-Nuts Goners.
2. A series of questions or problems, or physical responses designed to determine wether someone lost their nuts.
Originally started by a user named "ethian" on the YoYo games Game Maker Community forms
and is now a wide topic among the Community.
There is no direct way of putting "Nuts Goner" into a sentance but here is a quote from Ethian.
"A "Nuts Goner", as i always define it more than people, is a male character that has certain physical and psicological content that feel me ansiety that, feeling it on this way, i feel i like to feel...
It's a certain type of character that should be featured on games that feels like a family friendly animated adventure movie like Undertale..."
"A "Nuts Goner", as i always define it more than people, is a male character that has certain physical and psicological content that feel me ansiety that, feeling it on this way, i feel i like to feel...
It's a certain type of character that should be featured on games that feels like a family friendly animated adventure movie like Undertale..."
by EvaCoon October 3, 2018
Get the Nuts Goner mug.The ultimate goon. Someone who is goofy in all manners, a little bit sassy, and acts in a silly way during the majority of their existence on earth.
We are the ultimate gooneroos
by Madelea November 26, 2010
Get the Gooneroo mug.Goneril is the eldest daughter in Shakespeare's King Lear.
Goneril treats her father well, until he becomes old, and gives her and her husband a plot of land and a lot of money. Then she starts treating him really crappily.
A girl, or guy, who is described as a Goneril, is someone who abuses and takes advantage of those who love him/her the most.
Goneril treats her father well, until he becomes old, and gives her and her husband a plot of land and a lot of money. Then she starts treating him really crappily.
A girl, or guy, who is described as a Goneril, is someone who abuses and takes advantage of those who love him/her the most.
by queen.padme.amidala May 25, 2005
Get the Goneril mug.1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.
3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.
3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!
by StevenOH! January 26, 2010
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Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!
Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!
by mynah1 March 19, 2009
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