gordie howe hat trick

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.

"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."

by dbros December 29, 2006

GORDIE

A person who eats dry oatmeal....usually a wierdo.

Oh my gosh look that guy is doing a "Gordie. What a fucking wierdo!

by harry assfacedickhead November 17, 2017

gordie howe hat trick

In ice hockey .....

a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.

in a relationship .....

a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event

man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night

by stickyhole November 18, 2013

Gordie Howe Hat Trick

A term used to describe the great Howe's ideal game: a goal, an assist, and a fight.

That Mike is crazy. Last night he pulled off a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

by Jack Butler February 21, 2007

Gordie

A guy who drinks too much, gets crazy and then throws a pint over a girls head and/or strangles her!

Mate, you oughta do a "Gordie" on her ass!

by J-Maine January 23, 2008

gordie

The most dangerous, big haired, white kid in town. Usually packing heat, and can be found guzzling Fireball by the gallon.

That kids such a gordie

by Big Guns Gordie Scott March 3, 2005

Gordie

A very drunk man who believes it's funny to pour drinks and/or pull pranks on others.

Morris: Liam is being suuuuch a Gordie right now.
Mia: IKR!? Such an asshole!

by hahahahaha....NO! December 6, 2010