gorb

1.in skiing: a idoit who thinks that they're good at skiing but they are terrible.
some signs that you are a gorb:
-rental poles,boots,helmet,skis (often snowblades)
-no snowpants only jeans, tucked into the rental boots
-gogles on upside down or no gogles at all. see gorb gap
-no gloves
-often flourescent colored ski jacket
-old touque or rental helmet

you often see gorbs stuck at the top of tall mountians unable to get down or waiting in insanely long lines for slow beginner lifts. many gorbs are at a ski hill because their entire school went on a trip there for a day to get lessons from underpaid ski instructors
2.an insult to somone who is new at something

1.you are such a gorb
2.you are the biggest nintendo gorb

by caam November 21, 2005

gorb

Newbie skiier. Geek On Rental Boards.
GORB

Lets huck a large coke at that gorb and watch em crash

by Patrick Evans May 12, 2006

gorb

a man that sleeps with too many women

shut up you gorb

by arf arf grrrrr August 08, 2020

gorb

a man who sleeps with too many girls

jimmy slept with 16 girls last night he is such a gorb

by tiktokgirls August 10, 2020

gorb

a gorb is a man that sleeps with too many girls.

girl: your such a gorb
boy: no im not snowflake ❄️

by blipablopbloop August 09, 2020

Gorb

a man who sleeps with too many women and slut shames women

"Did you hear that chad slept with 10 girls this month and then called them whores"
"Ew, he's such a gorb"

by heinkerbob August 10, 2020

gorb

a big greek man with an abnormally large penis that he can use to strike you in the head and leave you unconscious till your next birthday

Guy: Oh shit bro look, it's a Gorb
Gal: Ruh roh. I sure hope he doesn't attack me with his cock. I like 'em big, but Gorbs are way too big
Guy: On god, that shit like a square kilometre
Gorb: *runs towards them*
Gal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gorb: *ruins her insides*

by lïsähörïjöntälhäïrcömbbätmän October 28, 2023