chachi gonzales

an amazing dancer, who is absolutely stunning, with a great heart.

she's such a chachi gonzales.

by hycg September 5, 2011

gonzales muzzleloader

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution

after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows

by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol

Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

by Fernandito7648 April 25, 2019

Chachi Gonzales

Real name, Olivia Irene Gonzales. The sweetest and most gorgous little girl to ever walk the earth. Known to have the most swag a texan can have. A little qt with a great heart. Also Chachi is the youngest girl to be on the show, ABDC, and is on the ABDC season 6 champs; team I Am Me Crew. Get to know her....she's a sweetheart annnd has a great family. She doesnt think of fans as just fans, she thinks of them as family so she gave her fans/family a nickname. Her fans are called Koala Dance Bots and they equal up to a Koala Dance Bot Nation. Her older brother David and older sister Dominique are AHHHH-mazing. They have the GonzalesSWAG. Im a Koala Dance Bot. Are you?

Mom: hey did you see that little girl on tv? She has so much swag.

Daughter: Of course, thats Chachi Gonzales. Do you live under a rock!

by Bree26zy December 11, 2011

angeline gonzales

A charlatan who will take your money.

Angeline Gonzales stole $115 from me. What a Charlatan.

by Angeline is a charlatan July 30, 2017

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

by straightedgepunk123 June 26, 2008