A theory derived from the Goons from the forums of Something Awful, advocating and leading to in-game Goon societies in which all property is publicly owned by any goon that contributes to the cause.
by Tempus Thales May 5, 2019
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Get the Goonerism mug.The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
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Get the Goonerism mug.A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
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Get the Goonerism mug.a gooning condition that causes someone to never stop gooning. anyone who is affected by goonism should be referred to as a major gooner.
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Get the goonism mug.The fervent, autism-coded ideology of treating prolonged, trance-like porn edging ("gooning") as a lifestyle, spiritual practice, and core identity. Characterized by hyperfixation on goon caves, loops, poppers, and the eternal pursuit of the goon state, where orgasm is heresy and brainmelt is enlightenment.
Essentially porn addiction with -tism energy: unapologetically obsessive, ritualistic, and terminally online.
Essentially porn addiction with -tism energy: unapologetically obsessive, ritualistic, and terminally online.
His roommates finally staged an intervention after discovering his browser history and the shrine of empty poppers bottles: “Bro, your goontism has gone from quirky hobby to full-blown religion.”
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