Gooking

Gooking or to gook is the act of cooking but in a highly artful and successful way. Some home chefs cook up budget friendly and sub average meals for their families but some of us just absolutely gook. Gooked food is never raw in the middle or under cooked, never burnt or unappetizing. The food must be gooked to perfection, buttery and braised, sautéed and simmered, sensual and steaming. When you look over and see your Eshet Chayil gooking in the kitchen you might even feel a little gooked yourself.

To "Gook."

The food is finally "Gooked."

Sarah is "Gooking" up dinner right now.

You gooked that paella right up.

Don't flip the crepe until it's fully gooked.

Conversation:

A: WYD tn

B: Gookin

A: Dayum, what's on the menu
B: Come find out
A: Girl you best be gookin when I get there

B: Oh, it'll be gooked up for ya

Later...
A: Girl you really gooked tonight

B: I only gook like that for you
A: I'm gooked

by @sarahbellaweasley July 10, 2025

Gooking

When one goons and geeks out at the same time

"Yo bro, I'm totally gooking right now.."
"Let a homie hook out with you.."

by AlwaysMagic July 19, 2025

Gooking Up

an alternative for Gooking

non-homo person 1: Shit was GL gooking up for the latest sac?
non-homo person 2: yeah wanker lied to us about not gooking up
non-homo person 1: fuck him, no lifed guy.

by GLGLGL22 August 18, 2008

Gopher Gooking

The technique used by those of Gook descent in which the gook pops his/her head out of a hole similar to the way a gopher would out of a tunnel.

Oshit that CZ just gopher gooked me!

by new June 2, 2003

gooning

"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

by FunkyJerker March 24, 2012

gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016