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googlefucked

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004
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googlewhack

a google search where the end result is only one webpage being found. some criteria include: two words that are defined by dictionary.com. no use of quotation marks are allowed. and the resulting page must be a real article not just a list of words. an entire community has sprung up around googlewhacking. you can go to googlewhack.com for more information.
i will not list any googewhacks here since that creates a googlewhack paradox.
by bigposerhead February 8, 2005
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Googlewhack

When you type two words into Google (no quotation marks, have to be real words) and only ONE result shows up. It's a lot harder than it looks! Crapulent porker used to be a googlewhack but lots of people ruined it. If you keep at it you'll find one eventually!!!
Well, if I gave you an example of a googlewhack, then it would be added to this site and wouldnt be a googlewhack anymore now would it?
by whackie December 13, 2010
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googlewack

a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.
"i hoped that resonating choke would be a googlewack, but its not...."
by LPUK January 21, 2004
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Googlefucked

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.
"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"
by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009
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googlewank

To quickly search the web for facts, rumors, or opinions that bolster your argument, ignoring any pages that rebut your argument. Usually done when losing an online debate.
A: "Therefore, the President's plan is doomed to failure."
...long, long pause...
B: "But in 1986, economists praised a similar plan."
A: "Is a googlewank the best you can do?"
by Sue D. Nymme July 23, 2008
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googlewhack

If you type a search term into a search engine and only get one result, that result is a googlewhack. Presumably, a true googlewhack is one found on Google.com
No googlewhack lasts for long, as the Internet is always expanding and sometimes when people hear of a googlewhack, thy make a new website containing the search term and spoil it for everyone.
Search: adjunct puggle

Result:
HoadWorks - May 2000 Archive
... character MAROON 16) a vociferous soccer cry/cacophony/a cone's adjunct GOLDENROD
17 ... fart (arise at the crack of dawn), 1 knedle, 1 puggle (baby echidna ...
www.hoadworks.com/may2000.htm - 70k - Cached - Similar pages
by Ami July 18, 2003
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