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Googlebox

1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.
"Hey hand me the googlebox, I need to check my email."
by Demarke December 9, 2008
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googlemoogle

great googlemoogle she's ugly
by DAY July 5, 2003
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Googlechondria

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."
by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009
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Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.
A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.
by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010
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googledegook

The hits received from a google search that bear little or no relation to the search term.
WTF? I searched for "rim jobbing" and got all this googledegook about employment opportunities in the Pacific Rim.
by Bent Mack November 21, 2005
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Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.
I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.
by revmpj August 26, 2013
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Googleboy

Someone (mostly a trainee or low cost temp) who is been used by his boss to find all kind of information on the internet.
“Hey googleboy, can you find me some information about the following topic?”
by Sugardaddy November 3, 2011
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