goonmaxing

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

by UDNerd May 2, 2024

Goodmaxing

A streak where you maintain being a good person

Any of these behaviours end your streak:

.Acting gay
.Glazing
.Rudeness
.Racism
.Fapping

(Goodmaxing must always be spelled with a capital G to highlight it’s significance!)

Friend.1: “Yo come drink at the bar with us.”

Friend.2: “No I’m Goodmaxing”

by PIXILMAN June 2, 2024

Goodmaxing

A streak where you maintain being a good person

Any of these behaviours ends your streak:

.Being zesty
.Glazing
.Watching brain rot

.Beefing with people

.violence

.Racism
.Rudeness

.Fapping
.Yapping

Friend.1: “Yo come have some drinks at the bar with us”

Friend.2: “No my Goodmaxing streak doesn’t allow me to drink.”

by PIXILMAN June 2, 2024

Goofajing

Commonly used as a replacement of 'fooling around' or 'avoiding work'. Goofajing is to procrastinate and avoid work and/or other tasks that require a lot of time and effort.
Those who participate in the act of Goofajing are known as 'goofajers' (noun) these people like to goofage (verb)

Drama teacher - stop Goofajing and finish your drama monologues!

Students - but we don't want to do work!

by Devon The Cook April 28, 2013

Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.

when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing

by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.

when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing

by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Goomaxxing

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it

"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"

by goomaxxer November 18, 2023