gobblegum

A blow job from a person without teeth. (Shout out to chilled chaos)

The old bitch gave me the gobblegum!

by Penis the men January 15, 2016

GobbleGum

A blowjob with no teeth.

I want your grandma to give me a gobblegum.

by TheLoserFromEquestria January 16, 2016

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

gobblecough

A Nasty potion

I drank a gobblecough and threw up

by Db115 June 2, 2019

gobblegork

when a monkey has no bananas for the span of two hours, witch causes the monkey to go into flumplewonk.

poor little gobblegork monkey.

by blobfishboy June 6, 2019

gobblegork

when a monkey is kept from bananas for the span of 5 hours. when this happens it goes into flumplewonk.

poor gobblegork monkey.

by blobfishboy June 6, 2019

Gobblegoofe

A Gobblegoofe is a common type of person who fucks male wild turkeys in rural communities.

Hey Edward, look at that gobblegoofe over there piping that turkey.

by Cuckholdberryfin June 20, 2020