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Popehat's Law of Goats

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.
He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.
by JamesR86 January 20, 2020
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Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.
1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".
by Rentro November 13, 2004
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goatstink

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.
He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
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goatsuba

Yotsuba Nakano from the Quintessential Quintuplets or go-toubun no hanayome.
Man, I love Goatsuba
by Jwharris44 July 5, 2021
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goatsuck

The scapegoat of a group of people. One who is lame, annoying, and makes unwanted social commentary.
Charlie is a goatsuck.
by TheDictionDude February 26, 2007
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Goatspeed

The atheist version of the phrase "Godspeed".
Hey Joe, can you touch up the RationalWiki article on Atheism? Goatspeed!
by Charlie Macson October 25, 2009
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goatsos

A small island that is said to have been the place of origen for the goatse man. In the land of ancient goatsos lived a sub-species of man called the goatsinians. The goatse man was a term first termed by scientists exploring the island. Upon arriving on the island of goatsos, the scientists noticed that the goatsinians had not only a penis but a vagina, which the goatsinians would spread open as far as they could. Scientist soon discovered that the large butt cavities of the goatsinians were for the giver, their ancient god with a wang the size of five black men. The goatsinians said a great ass rapage would come and kill them all, so they were stretching their holes in preperation for the apocaplyptic event. Unfortunately the giver did cum, and killed all butt one of the goatsinians in his butt rape fiesta, the GOATSE MAN. The goatse man's parents had hid him and ran away, leaving him only with a special ring of buttt streching power. And that is how the goatse man came into exisistence.
goatse, goatseman, goatsos
by Peter Morales July 29, 2008
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