'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'
'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
by Curveball59 September 17, 2004
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Person B: No matter, that doesn't mean anything. You just have to lob the goalkeeper.
Person B: No matter, that doesn't mean anything. You just have to lob the goalkeeper.
by ab124 October 18, 2009
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Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
by Ula-la May 2, 2006
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Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
Yes, he is a lousy goalkeeper!!!
by Ula-la May 2, 2006
Get the goalkeeper mug.A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field
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by Wishes to be like De Gea June 24, 2018
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For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper
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