Justin: Hey Sam, want some pizza?
Sam: No thanks, I'm a gludairitarian.
Justin: Okay, well more for me.
Sam: No thanks, I'm a gludairitarian.
Justin: Okay, well more for me.
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All this green, taking a flight
Up all night, nigga getting shot
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by Snicklefritz420 September 4, 2013
Get the Guwap mug.One who does not possess the enzymes necessary to digest gluten, a main ingredient in wheat products. One who is "glutarded" must only eat gluten-free foods, such as water, tofu, and air.
"Hey, do you want some pasta for dinner?"
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
"No, sorry, I'm a glutard."
"...what does that mean?"
"It means... I'm glutarded."
"Oh. Okay."
by beardy51188 September 17, 2008
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The city is beautifully located in the banks of Brahmaputra and Hills of Meghalaya on another side. Connected by Guwahati Rly station ( NF Railway Division HQ ). LGB International Airport and East West Corridor NH Way passing through it.
People of guwahati are little rude or rather short tempered. Outsiders may find the place unfriendly. And yes Guwahati is not cheap, property rates are highest in East India. Goods and Taxes are also high. Guwahati has as much vehicles than the whole northeast put together.
The good side is Guwahati is a very spacious place every household necessarily has a lawn.
People of guwahati are not all busy but have enough money to shop. The youths are totally westernized and some easternized too. Rich to poor gap is very less and city boasts an average income level for all. Everyone wears low waist jeans and yes guwahatians are brand specific rich and poor all go by brands.
Shopping malls , upscale townships, Pubs ( 150 ), bars in every corner.
The city is beautifully located in the banks of Brahmaputra and Hills of Meghalaya on another side. Connected by Guwahati Rly station ( NF Railway Division HQ ). LGB International Airport and East West Corridor NH Way passing through it.
People of guwahati are little rude or rather short tempered. Outsiders may find the place unfriendly. And yes Guwahati is not cheap, property rates are highest in East India. Goods and Taxes are also high. Guwahati has as much vehicles than the whole northeast put together.
The good side is Guwahati is a very spacious place every household necessarily has a lawn.
People of guwahati are not all busy but have enough money to shop. The youths are totally westernized and some easternized too. Rich to poor gap is very less and city boasts an average income level for all. Everyone wears low waist jeans and yes guwahatians are brand specific rich and poor all go by brands.
Shopping malls , upscale townships, Pubs ( 150 ), bars in every corner.
by chootmeinbhoot December 14, 2010
Get the Guwahati mug.One who often and aggressively expresses their opinion about gluten but knows almost nothing about it.
A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)
A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)
A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.
True example:
Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"
Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."
A Glutard will not know:
- What gluten actually is.
- That gluten free food is more processed than their gluten counterparts because the wheat gluten must be extracted.
- What current science says about real gluten intolerance (Celiac disease).
- How gluten intolerance occurs (such as believing that you can breath gluten in like asbestos or absorb gluten through the skin and hair)
A Glutard will speak absolute lies, such as:
- gluten is a"chemical additive" put there by "the food industry."
- gluten free food is more "natural."
- gluten causes cancer.
- gluten causes illness X or making us all sick/dumb/obedient, etc.
- Will mix/match/interchange gluten with various substances which aren't gluten (such as Monosodium glutamate, known as MSG)
A Glutard's opinion of the negative effects of gluten also extend beyond diet alone. Their "knowledge" of gluten is made up of complete lies and/or marketing information from labelled gluten free food products.
True example:
Person 1: "So, what are the advantages of gluten free soap? I thought gluten only affected your diet?"
Glutard: "It's been proven that soap releases gluten fibers which you can breath in and make you sick. This is why you sometimes feel out of breath after a shower."
The guy at the health food counter at whole foods is a glutard, he told me that eating gluten causes brain abnormalities in laboratory rats.
by SearchFHG November 13, 2014
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