Gluck

1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check

(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"

(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"

by boobootime February 26, 2010

Gluck

The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.

When Billo takes a break from reading his book about gay unprotected sex, he often heads off for a quick Gluck.

by Dhorseman Studs June 17, 2019

gluck

like sucking only super powerful

Ben Afflack super glucked in Pearl Harbor.
She didn't just suck it son she glucked it.

by Your moms boyfriend November 17, 2009

Gluck

A Gluck is a type of living creature that is smart yet stupid, majestic yet clumsy, and overall embodies both sides of an argument with no context of what is going on.

Drew: Ayy let’s go to the quad and light shit on fire
Holden: Don’t be a Gluck Drew.

by Q7 BABY! September 15, 2018

gluck

Someone who think they know everything

You are such a gluck!

by Stephanie Merica May 13, 2005

Gluck

Pronounced (gl-OO-K)

Noun: German composer who performed over 100 operas.

To cause disdain, hatred and love amongst anyone you say the word to. Ex. I'm so angry with your right now, you damn Gluck.

Also, the spirit that enters your body after doing a shot of Jameson. Ex. What the gluck came over me, gimme another one of those.

A semi poo. Occurring when you sit on the toilet for a long period of time, and you think you put in work. Only to turn around and see one small pebble of kibble poop in the toilet.

by roselips January 25, 2011

Gluck

One who is decidedly bad at sliding across desks with surface areas too small for such an accomplishment.

Joe pulled a Gluck the other day

Yeah, what a n00b

by xpestilencex February 22, 2009