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Gokey
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One
who is small and
Irish
, whose primary activities include making
cookies
in the microwave.
Man,
Quite
being such a gokey,
cookies
go in the
stove
!
Gokey
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March 13, 2009
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Gluck
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One
who is decidedly
bad
at sliding across desks with surface areas too
small
for such an accomplishment.
Joe pulled a Gluck
the other day
Yeah
, what a
n00b
Gluck
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February 22, 2009
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Cousino
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One
who is
literally
a Peruvian Witch
Doctor
.
Joe
is a
complete
Cousino.
Duh
.
Cousino
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xpestilencex
February 4, 2009
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Agnostic
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Atheist
without
balls
.
"Dudemanshit, did you
know
John is agnostic?"
"
Yeah
, he's such a
vagina
."
Agnostic
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xpestilencex
December 22, 2008
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