gossamer

A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush

Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.

by Senor Gossamer April 15, 2008

Glossary

The thing in the back of the book that teachers Torcher students with.

Students look in the glossary for that word.

by Tupitza January 28, 2010

Gossamer

Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.

"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"

by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 5, 2017

Glossal

A superb experience of the palate.

The argentinian beef dinner I ate was a totally glossal meal.

by MariannBenBrandon July 2, 2006

Grossamundo

An english-spanish word meaning extremly gross;disgusting

-Ewww look at his hairy ass!
- Grossamundo!

by sheantay April 3, 2006

Gossamer

When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn

Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.

by Anonse7en June 14, 2011

glossarrhea

Aka diarrhea of the mouth. When someone keeps talking for no apparent reason. Oftentimes they say 5 paragraphs worth of information in one breath, take that breath and say 5 more. Just STFU!!!!!!

OMG Becky had this cute little thing on her toenail and I was like OMG, Becky you have this cute thing on your toenal and she was like yea i know isnt it so cute? And i was like yea what is it? and she was like oh i have no idea. i got it after getting with tommy. he is so hot. and i was like ya i know.

I hope you get the picture....because i am no expert at speaking in glossarrhea

by Soft Hack January 2, 2006