Glonkis

The times between 10:00am and 12:00pm.

Origin: Jeffery Oldman

"Shanka glonkis Jeff. How are you doing today?" "I'm having an absolutely shanka glonkis."

by Glonkisolicious December 19, 2022

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

gloinkitude

A percentage of alcohol in your bloodstream

"How much gloinkitude are you on?"

"i dont knowsurfahjrfSHIURGTiuykSFDGkjhH"

by Bonken15 godseeker November 11, 2024

Gloinking

Gloinking is a slang term for stealing. It's a reference to how the Gloinks from The Amazing Digital Circus steal thongs.

Issac, stop gloinking my cookies, dude!

by BfdiSimone February 15, 2024

Glornk

The act of being a silly little guy/Goober.

I’m a bit of a Glornk pulling silly little pranks.

by PopKnight36 June 19, 2024

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024