Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.

when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing

by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Goomaxxing

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it

"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"

by goomaxxer November 18, 2023

goonmaxxing

verb

The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.

Sorry guys I can’t play right now i’m Goonmaxxing.

by goonmaxxer69 February 24, 2024

gorpmaxxing

A term relating to the act of consuming as much Gorp trail mix as possible.

"Man, I can't come to work today, I am too busy gorpmaxxing"

by Dragongorp March 18, 2024

Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.

Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!

by Rev😈 June 30, 2024

Globemaxxing

The act of making change towards the better of humanity and/or the world in general. Similar to globalism, "globemaxxing" focuses on more unconventional, extreme, and directly impactful avenues for change. Particularly, those that disrupt standardized societal structures.

Not to be confused with the incel term "geomaxxing".

In an effort to break the economical stranglehold held by a large laundromat chain, a local competitor resorted to globemaxxing, by sabotaging 25 dryers at two separate locations.

by Your Income February 22, 2026