Glooper

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.

"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"

by kuishiba August 28, 2022

glovered

When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober

“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered”

by Naho February 11, 2018

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

globbered

Past tense of globber

The mattress globbered again.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Goobered

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

by Gator67401 June 5, 2015

plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

by Honez May 8, 2006