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Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 1, 2010
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somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"
"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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somewhat-a-globular

A state of mind where one is confused or disorientatated about one's psychological, physical, geographical, social, and/or professional state
"What's this? Where am I? What's going on? Oh no..I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular" said the child as he woke up to find an old fisherman buying fish in front of him.
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles
The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker
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globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.
I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.
by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014
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Globble

A word that has infinite power to show you are innocent. It can not be abused or you will be abused :)
It: ‘Did you shag my mum?’
Me: ‘No globble I didnt
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to globulate

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.
"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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