Glerp

To glerp: to defecate into the male slot of a preschool while being jelqed after munting

Hey Matthew! Want to come with me and Elliot to glerp the new preschool

by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad March 26, 2024

Glerp king

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist

Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.

by Omigodronnie. May 6, 2019

Glerp Glerp

NY slang for When you get rejected and made fun of.

That nigga got glerp glerped.

by NotDoomnado February 26, 2022