Glerking

Putting on a glove and collecting one’s hand sweat while sleeping, and then using the sweat filled glove as lube.

“Yo bro let’s glerk tonight”
“hell yeah i love glerking”
“ all the ladies love my glerking”

by glerkmonster5000 March 10, 2025

Glerk

To masturbate profusely until your hand goes numb

"I be glerking and shit."

by RealNamedotHeisenberg May 19, 2022

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022