Glaugh

A word/sound you make when sucking male's penis.

I've glaughed ony my black boyfriend last night. It was awesome

by Sir Glaugh December 16, 2015

anal glaucoma

when you just can't see your ass doing something...

He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.

by Sick Monkey May 5, 2006

glaucoma

1. An eye disease that causes blindness and can be treated with weed.

2. A good excuse.

No, Officer, its for my Glaucoma, honest!

by enjoyin my prescription October 14, 2003

Glaughbey

The old english spelling of the word meaning a man with a very large bald head. Can also be called a globey or a globy.

Yo Asher, look at this kid's glaughbey!

by wenisknees February 1, 2022

glaukenstucken

Feeling guilty for haven felt schadenfreude

Season two Episode Five of the series "Two and a half Men" the character Rose mentions her glaukenstucken, over her previous feelings of schadenfreude and explains how she's hoping it will catch on

i feel such glaukenstucken over my joyful dancing yesterday when i herd that Jessi's getting a Divorce

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

Anal Glaucoma

Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.

T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."

by G Lo August 16, 2004

paranoid glaucoma

staring problem

dude...that chick wont stop staring at me! She must have paranoid glaucoma.

by aanniigg October 16, 2010