gladhand

Gladhanding is what a politician or other powerful or famous person does when he shakes the hands of people he would normally avoid like a gay man running from pox-infested pussy.

The term gladhanding implies some lack of sincerity.

Dole gladhanded his way to the podium but lost all his cred when he fell off the stage.

by El Harlo March 28, 2008

Gladhanding

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

gladhand

1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.

2. The hand a wanker uses.

Trucker Bob connected the gladhands to the trailer, then used his gladhand to yank his crank.

by josjr July 30, 2007

Gladhander

A person who makes a bargain without the intention of keeping it.

That bastard at our record label is a total Gladhander.

by demillepro July 28, 2009

Gladhand

To welcome someone warmly with significant physical contact like a double handshake or a hug.

This is a great church if you like to be gladhanded by strangers.

by Bizzill Hizzause March 29, 2021